A bristled authority speaks, smoke curling like disdain.

A sentient broom with a pipe and a frown is delivering what appears to be a firm parental reality check, which raises the question of what Ryan possibly said to provoke it. The man sits in the careful posture of someone who knows he has lost the argument but has not yet accepted it. The broom, to its credit, looks like it has been dismissing ridiculous suggestions for decades.

Apr 23, 2026

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