Dungeon basement hums the frequency of mother the walls are lactating

Giant snail beside man watching nuclear explosion on TV.

Shocked couple enters room with blob monster on sofa.

Where strange dreams gather, grinning, under warm light.

Even flies, it turns out, prefer staying in.

The udder fittings are standard-gauge, not agricultural.

Animated broom scolds seated man in living room.

Man watches TV beside a giant snail indoors.