Denim shorts unbuckle themselves and crawl toward the edge of the portrait
/ a pix.fish haiku /
80 pictures filtered by: editorial
Even earthworms apparently have an energy drink now.
The warning against sunglasses has no listed rationale.
Toaster, bird, man, plate, crumb tray, warning symbol.
The waste extrusion vent is labeled without apology.
Cross-reference Compliance Act filings, drawer seven, subsection B.
Step five places a mouth against feathers, unremarked.
Filed under Indoor Fauna Act, subsection undetermined.
Filed under Comparative. Awaiting sign-off from Anatomy Division.
Science illustration for a beast no one told evolution about.
The fringe knows something. The fringe always knows.
Chad M. is still holding the frankfurter.
The lifespan drops by roughly 25 years upon reattachment.
Filed under Adaptive Livestock. Prior deformity rulings overturned.
Filed under Nutrition. Cross-referenced with Radiation, Misc.
