Two jars, leather harness, mustache, pie chart, checkmarks.

A bald, mustachioed male figure is centered, wearing a leather harness from which two large glass jars are suspended at shoulder height, one labeled TOMATO SOUP and one labeled CHICKEN SOUP. A printed broadsheet titled THE HUMAN SHOULDERS ARE FOR STORAGE occupies the surrounding space, containing a data table, a pie chart reading 94% and 6%, an anatomical illustration of posterior neck musculature, four small sketch panels, an evolutionary timeline of five figures, and a block of text organized under headers including INTRODUCTION, METHODS, STORAGE CAPACITY CHART, KEY FINDINGS, ANATOMICAL JUSTIFICATION, REAL-WORLD APPLICATIONS, SHOULDER STORAGE EVOLUTION TIMELINE, CONCLUSION, and REFERENCES. The broadsheet identifies the publisher as the Institute of Human Stuff, Issue 42B, and cites four references including Clavicle Logistics Vol. 7 and Soup Carrying Quarterly.

Jul 13, 2026

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