Spider wearing shorts denim ones, very small ones at the funeral

Even the fish dressed better than most tourists.

Women in bikinis practice CPR on a beach mannequin.

Men in robes greet children near an ancient city gate.

Everyone agreed the beach find needed a second opinion.

Two men perform on stage with guitars and microphones.

Strange flesh globe dreams under the summer sun.

Wild thunder, caged beside a sleeping afternoon.

Even farewell tours need a guitarist and a mic stand.

Fake Playskool box spoofing Romanian communist dictator playset

Visitors from beyond, soaking up our yellow star.

Childhood hands cradle the weight of civilization's end

Seeds of pride bloom, but taste of folly lingers.

Nothing says ages 6-10 like a political execution set.

Man lifted by rocket chair, crowd cheering below.

Fake Playskool box featuring Lenin's Mausoleum playset.

Finally, a board game that teaches coerced confession skills