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Exhibit A entered. Ruling deferred pending hatching.

Filed under avian jurisprudence, a growing subcategory since the department began accepting cases of this nature without further comment. Exhibit A has been logged, cross-referenced to prior egg-related submissions, and awaits ruling on standing. The chick's testimony, per standing procedure, will be transcribed verbatim regardless of vocalization.

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Jul 23, 2026

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