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A dark marbled sphere with three finger holes occupies the center of a cream-colored document headed 'The Surprising Health Benefits of Consuming Bowling Balls,' attributed to the United States Office of Unnatural Nutrition, Fact Sheet 47-B, revised May 23, 2026. Callout lines indicate nutritional values including Grit at 100% DV, Regret at 200% DV, Resin at 90% DV, and Kinetic Energy at 250% DV. A footer reads 'If it exists, there is a way to eat it,' and the domain www.usoun.gov is printed at lower right alongside eight side-effect icons that include teeth realignment, ego inflation, and spontaneous applause.

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