Filed under Sentient Parties. Precedent set. Awaiting seasoning brief.

Received under Protocol 7-C (Anthropomorphic Legal Proceedings, Non-Human Party Present), cross-referenced with the seventeen prior crustacean-adjacent submissions catalogued between 2019 and the present, four of which remain in active dispute regarding species classification. The pie chart introduced a secondary filing burden, as the 5% Full Legal Personhood segment required verification against the federal register before the record could be closed. Intake staff noted the mug as a potential exhibit and flagged it accordingly; disposition pending.

Jul 13, 2026

this image sits 3.4 bits from the center of the collection

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