Astronaut suit, elephant head, brain model, coffee mug, clipboard, flag.
File this under Nonhuman Personhood Petition, Form AP-47B, do not staple, though someone clearly tried. The docket places Elephant between Dolphin and Octopus, standard rotation, no special accommodation noted beyond the helmet remaining sealed per Appendix I citation. Disposition pending: Grant, Deny, Table, or Refer to Zoo, with the clerk's mug offering the only unfiltered assessment of the proceedings so far.
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Jul 23, 2026
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