Desk, boy, five incorrect positions, checklist, poem, administrator.

Received under the standing SP-series intake protocol; cross-referenced with prior holdings SP-41 through SP-46, none of which specified prone positioning as the standard classroom posture, creating a chain-of-custody discrepancy that remains unresolved in the catalog. The 'bowel confusion' language triggered a mandatory secondary review under the Contested Terminology flag, which added eleven days to processing. Filed under Medical-Instructional, Satirical Probable, with a hold pending the SP-47 provenance query opened in the previous fiscal period.

Jul 11, 2026

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