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New York delivery gets weirder every single year.

Green balloon face parodies Vermeer's Girl with Pearl Earring.

Finally, a store dedicated to the body's forgotten middle child.

The spelling error arrived confidently, teeth and all.

Wild thunder, caged beside a sleeping afternoon.

Nobody mentioned the uninvited guest at teatime.

Even the Pope showed up for this one.

Claws and clauses, a crustacean commands the courtroom.

The deceased forgot to delegate his own attendance.

Science illustration for a beast no one told evolution about.

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Seeds of pride bloom, but taste of folly lingers.

Darkness breathes, and something thin watches from above.

The doctor has definitely seen weirder. Probably.

Everyone agreed the beach find needed a second opinion.

Bright fabric holds still, grinning toward a lens it trusts.