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Flower crown sized for a head lacking ears.

Nail structure listed as de-evolved claw, unexplained.

The thought extraction unit dial has no off position.

The lifespan drops by roughly 25 years upon reattachment.

Helmet, bass, dirt, batter, dugout, fence, adults, bat.

Someone spent a lot of time on this biology homework.

Diagram, four fetal stages, eel, sloth, man, chart number 42.

Scroll rod, three columns, bucket, cow, tumbleweed, farmer, glass, chicken, plate, seal, clouds, arrows.

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Science illustration for a beast no one told evolution about.

Fig. 4's occupant did not sign off on classification.

Small dreamers adrift, one predator rests among them.

Between tide and breath, the sea sends back its own.

Filed under domestic fauna, pending necropsy request denied twice.

Flagged. Forwarded to Biological Claims, pending protocol review.

Pie chart, eyeball, brain, cubes, printed text, glass.