Filed under Plate Incidents. Third this season.

The chalk baseline running from home plate toward first had already been scuffed before this was filed, suggesting foot traffic that predates the fish. Nobody in the dugout is pointing. The helmet on the fish is a standard Little League model, size 6 and three-eighths, and it fits the way a thimble fits a thumb -- not comically, just incorrectly.

Jul 7, 2026

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