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A figure in clown makeup and costume -- white face, red nose, green hair, ruffled collar -- lies strapped to a medical gurney with a fabricated fish tail occupying the lower half of the body, secured by two black belts. A doctor in a white lab coat and blue latex gloves holds a clipboard above the figure while a woman in khaki uniform applies a measuring tape to the tail fin; a second khaki-uniformed woman sits behind her, and a bored woman in a blue shirt rests her chin on her hand at a desk to the left. A wall sign reads 'Mermaid Certification Program, Please Take a Number,' a number display reads 582, a checklist on the foreground desk lists categories including 'Scale Integrity,' 'Fin Strength,' and 'Overall Mermaid Potential,' and a ceramic mug reads 'World's Okayest Mermaid Examiner.'

Jul 19, 2026

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