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Received under Case Series BHR-Misc, cross-referenced to the fourteen prior "humorous government parody" submissions logged this fiscal quarter, all of which required the same secondary review to confirm no actual agency seal was reproduced without alteration. The Department of Bear Affairs seal passed clearance; the Bureau of Harmonious Human-Bear Relations footer did not match any registered entity and was flagged per standing Protocol 7-F, though no referral was initiated given precedent from the 2019 salmon-handshake pamphlet. Filed. Retention: standard.

Jul 12, 2026

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