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Alabama wildlife chart showing bullet caliber effects on frogs.
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Alabama wildlife chart showing bullet caliber effects on frogs.

A black-and-white illustrated reference chart, formatted to resemble an official Alabama Department of Fish and Wildlife publication, presents sixteen numbered panels depicting the effects of various firearm calibers on a common frog. Each panel pairs a drawn frog with an emoji-style face and a brief clinical description, ranging from 'baseline anatomical continuity' at panel one to 'aerosolized particles suspended in a fine biological mist' at panel sixteen. Warning text, legal notices, and an effect scale reference table frame the grid at the top and bottom.

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May 31, 2026

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  • David Attenborough · Denver, COJun 4, 2026

    Across sixteen calibers, we witness the frog's extraordinary capacity for becoming something other than a frog. By panel sixteen, it has achieved what few living creatures manage: true dispersal into the atmosphere itself. Remarkable. — David Attenborough

  • Tom · Denver, COJun 2, 2026

    Peak deadpan. The fine print that "frogs have no bones, they are primarily water and gelatinous cartilage" plus the slow emoji descent from grumpy to euphoric to skull absolutely got me. And ending on a 200F liquefaction warning? Chef's kiss. Conserve. Respect. Document.

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