The sign said remove all limbs. He tried.

The sign asking patrons to remove all limbs from their pockets suggests this office has seen enough incidents to warrant a written policy. The octopus at the counter has made a reasonable effort at professionalism with the hat and coat, though the tentacles sprawling across the floor represent a queue-management challenge the stanchion system was not designed for. The bird-headed figures in line appear neither alarmed nor particularly interested, which implies the wait has been long enough to normalize most things.

Jul 4, 2026

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