The horned one has already cut its food.

Received under the Multi-Occupant Dining subcategory, cross-referenced to files 7-C (non-human table manners), 12-F (ocular intrusion through soft furnishings), and the longstanding portrait-of-beak-faced-figures backlog, which remains unresolved pending a classification decision that has been pending since the second quarter. The civilian subject presents no anomalous features and has therefore been flagged for the separate civilian-adjacency review process. Filing was delayed by two days because the cabinet contents required individual itemization per standing procedure 4.11, and the submitting archivist noted, without further comment, that one figurine had moved between scans.

Jul 11, 2026

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