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#4c4731 · 308 images

The sneakers are tied correctly, double-knotted.

Tail, clown collar, checklist, coffee mug, number display, clipboard, tape measure, banner, pamphlet rack.

The tail fin rests flat against linoleum, dry.

The thought extraction unit dial has no off position.

The deceased forgot to delegate his own attendance.

One tentacle rests on the counter, not the slot.

Even a tuber can win if the crowd is waterfowl.

A starchy god lifts gold beneath an all-seeing sky.

Claws and clauses, a crustacean commands the courtroom.

The waste extrusion vent is labeled without apology.

Filed under Aquatic. Prior precedent: see drawer G, folder 12.

Even the Employee of the Month looks more qualified here.

Giant snail beside man watching nuclear explosion on TV.

Man watches TV beside a giant snail indoors.

