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#3b3c39 · 235 images

Apparently bread requires this many people and a ceremony.

Even kings, it turns out, need someone to talk to.

Filed under quarterly reviews, department unresponsive since immersion.

Diploma, lamp, rug, couch, crustacean, notepad, skyline, bust.

Nobody questions the enormous gastropod's library card.

Shocked couple enters room with blob monster on sofa.

Everyone absorbed in screens, missing the smoking bread entirely.

Tentacles bloom where bureaucracy demands tidy pockets.

The sign says remove all limbs. Tough crowd today.

Filed under Cooperative. Cross-reference: Synchrony Desk, pending.

Even eldritch beings forget to knock, apparently.

Family declined to enter. Session proceeded per protocol.

Cops raid the one group with nowhere to run.


