Nobody mentions the praying mantis. Nobody ever does.

The host has clearly stopped caring what the neighbors think, seating a six-foot praying mantis at the head of the table alongside guests who are themselves somewhere between commuter and cocoon. Everyone holds their teacup with what can only be described as studied composure, which, given the company, is a considerable social achievement. The cookies remain uneaten, possibly because no one wants to be the first to move.

Jul 4, 2026

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