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#978577 · 208 images

Marriage: now officially rated for 10,000-year durability.

One tentacle rests on the counter, not the slot.

One figure holds a tanks magazine, unopened.

Deep fears watch silently while words rise to surface.

A sheep-octopus hybrid rides the subway holding a briefcase.

Therapist's decor choices really raising the anxiety bar.

Filed under domestic fauna, pending necropsy request denied twice.

Even dentophobia needs its own therapy session, apparently.

Giant pigeon holds cardboard sign on Broadway sidewalk.

Trail suggests the creature entered through the front door unassisted.

The cheese checked out before anyone questioned it.

Darkness breathes, and something thin watches from above.

Six birds, human heads, one clipboard, two diplomas, tissue box.

Tracklist, four figures, catalog number, worn surface, credits.

