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The piano has hands. They are not resting.

The tail fin rests flat against linoleum, dry.

The pledge line has already been signed by the issuing body.

Even the Employee of the Month looks more qualified here.

Filed under quarterly reviews, department unresponsive since immersion.

Trail suggests the creature entered through the front door unassisted.

The cheese checked out before anyone questioned it.

The 'World's Best Fish' mug really seals the promotion.

The 'World's Best Fish' mug is doing a lot of work.

Man eats eyeballs while creature offers more on platter.

Darkness breathes, and something thin watches from above.

Monitor, keyboard, stamp, hand sanitizer, tentacles, flag, pen.

Status held at review. Non-human desk has processed worse.

Cross-reference Form 42-BOO. Pending containment review.

