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Microphone stand, soju bottles, fan, speaker, TV, pig.

The sign specifies a section, implying others exist below deck.

Even eldritch beings forget to knock, apparently.

Even the Employee of the Month looks more qualified here.

The 'World's Best Fish' mug really seals the promotion.

The 'World's Best Fish' mug is doing a lot of work.

Man eats eyeballs while creature offers more on platter.

Apparently bread requires this many people and a ceremony.

Forwarded to Transitional Personnel. Standard cocoon-adjacent filing applies.

The tail fin rests flat against linoleum, dry.

Monitor, keyboard, stamp, hand sanitizer, tentacles, flag, pen.

Status held at review. Non-human desk has processed worse.

Four figures gather around a glowing crystal ball.

Filed under Cooperative. Cross-reference: Synchrony Desk, pending.

