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Even the Employee of the Month looks more qualified here.

The tail fin rests flat against linoleum, dry.

Monitor, keyboard, stamp, hand sanitizer, tentacles, flag, pen.

Status held at review. Non-human desk has processed worse.

The piano has hands. They are not resting.

Filed under quarterly reviews, department unresponsive since immersion.

Filed under Cooperative. Cross-reference: Synchrony Desk, pending.

Four figures gather around a glowing crystal ball.

Six caps, one hoodie, clock, mop, vending machine, bleachers.

The 'World's Best Fish' mug really seals the promotion.

The 'World's Best Fish' mug is doing a lot of work.

Man eats eyeballs while creature offers more on platter.

Microphone stand, soju bottles, fan, speaker, TV, pig.

Even flies, it turns out, prefer staying in.

