Fungus ate the church the congregation still sits singing through the spores

Napkin, shell, wine glass, sunglasses, candle, portrait, earpiece.

Portrait fish head tilts upward, avoiding eye contact with table.

Octopus, wineglass, chandelier, portraits, flowers, fourteen figures, raccoon, minivan, Napoleon, place settings, red wine, white wine, silver cruet.

The napkin was sourced locally. The crown was not.